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Daphne.
I am trying to find the courage to be tender in my life. I know that violent people are weak people. Only the gentle are ever really strong. — James Dean
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[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.
Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
(Source: levitus, via heyfunniest)
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via whippedstrawberryfrost)
Miss Korea 2013 is coming up. Look closely. This isn’t the same woman with different clothes and hair. It’s all the contestants for Miss Korea. Like this epic Reddit thread states, “Korea’s plastic surgery mayhem is finally converging on the same face.” Sure they’re all beautiful, in exactly the same ways though.
Woah :O
(via tinasweetheart)